I think i've been pretty lucky...

I think i've been pretty lucky in the clubs i've tried in Vegas, with some guidance from friends who know, but we happened on Little Darlin's purely by luck. I wanted to find a ghetto club, with round-assed women and bass-ey hip-hop. The kind of spot where a little ganja smoking might not be frowned upon in the VIP. Being from Atlanta there's no shortage of these at home, and I was in the mood. Unfortunately, it appears that's not really an option in LV. I'd asked a young black guy begging for change, some young thugs obviously selling weed, and got no opportunities. Finally, I stop by a adult bookstore downtown and ask the clerk, and he pointed me to Little Darlin's. Not exactly what I had in mind, but it was very fun nonetheless.

Little Darlin's is fully nude, which in Vegas apparantly means no booze. There's a $25 cover charge ($10 for locals I think?) which is pretty steep to pay before you get in the door. I dropped by around 4am, and it seems they close at 6am (at least on the weekday I was there) Non-alcoholic drinks were reasonably priced, my red bull was under $5. I got the impression you could bring your own booze in if you were discreet. The girls told me there are no dances on the floor, which is fine as the back room action is as cheap as the average floor dance in Vegas, with much greater action. I know that the policies are different from girl to girl, but the prices seem to be continuous. There are three options, only one of which I tried, because it was great. The VIP was 3 songs for $100, and involves comfy looking bean bag chairs. Looks a little fun. Couch dances in the back are $20/song.

The option I went with and recommend are the bed dances. You lay back on a cushioned reclining table, while the girl straddles you and dances on top of you. There is definitely some hit-or-miss as to how far you can go on these "beds" with some girls requiring you keep your hands and mouth mostly to yourself, others letting you go farther. My friend and I both found girls with whom the bed dance was nothing less than sex with your pants on, as the angle your body is at allows a girl a lot of leeway to give you a little penetration through your jeans. This appeared to be the exception rather than the norm, but who knows, our sampling size wasn't that great. Bed Dances are $20/song, and most girls seem to apply a minimum number of songs to use the beds instead of a couch.