Was Hoping for More

Noticed this place had a lot of recent reviews so figured I would see what the fuss was about. Was not expecting too much, as I knew it was not a high end place but more of a "locals" bar. Stopped by in the mid-afternoon, figuring I would feel safer. I don't speak any Spanish so was a bit worried about what I would encounter.

Upon first walking in, I noticed that it was very, very dark, and, coming in from the light, I was worried about running into a table or chair. I went to the bar and got a beer (~$5), where I was approached by a duo that I had to chase away (not into duos, and don't trust those who jump on you the second you walk in). I take a seat in the corner and let my eyes adjust.

I spot a attractive lady trying to talk a customer into a dance, and then she comes my way. Natural Ds, not too large a backside. Speaks perfect English (turns out she is Puerto Rican and Asian mix, and from Nebraska). Since I'm new to the place, I ask how it goes, and she doesn't offer up any $10 floor dances. Eventually I agree to go to the VIP, where she does on $25 dance that is relatively uninspiring, so I call it quits.