It’s just not my thing

Right off Montana, going from east side to central, this is actually the westernmost strip club in El Paso after Zebra closed. Located in a strip mall, it’s easy to miss. This place is BYOB, cover is going to be 15 on a Saturday night. There is a bar, but it doesn’t serve any alcohol obviously so it just seems like a waste to me. The very first thing you will notice and has been mentioned before, is that it has to be the darkest strip club in America. You literally can’t see shit until your eyes adjust. The only light it seems is the stage neon and the bathroom at the back. So watch out for girls that come up to you after you walk in. They may seem not as ugly, just remember they fucking ARE. People talk about hot girls working here sometimes but I haven’t seen it yet, the times I’ve been here. Yes girls are very liberal here, but at no point did I feel a desire. The girls here were really lacking. Many overweight. Just not why I go to strip clubs at all. There is annoying tip parade thing where the dancers have you sample a 3 second dance for a 1$. 20$ for a regular dance in a cubbie along one of the walls. It’s a really divey place. If you got rid of the dancers, you could easily see this place becoming a standard run of the mill bar. There are customers who have a great time here, but it’s just not me. It could be great if they could run out a stronger lineup. Maybe down the road. But this night I had to leave for Dreams.