Arrived at the club at 8:00PM,...

Arrived at the club at 8:00PM, Wednesday, July 26, 2006. The club has a secure 'fenced in' valet parking area for its' customers, which is free. I felt my car was safer in this area rather than on the street near the club, as the club is not located in what appears to be a safe neighborhood, near the downtown area, as most of the clubs are. I paid a 'surprisingly' $15 cover and took a seat at one of the many tables with cushioned chairs, near the stage. I noticed about 6 other customers, and about 6 dancers, ranging in appearance of 9s & 10s. I noticed one customer going to the stage to tip, and he had to 'TOSS' his bill(s) onto the stage, as the stage had to be refurbished in accordance with the recent "3 foot ruling" law in Nashville.

Before I could even get my coke ordered (no alcohol served in nude clubs in Nashville), a dancer named "Savannah" (10) uninvitingly sat down at my table and solicited me for a LD. I advised her that I hadn't EVEN had a chance to order my soft drink. Didn't seem to influence her.... beauty vs brains? Who knows! After my $5 coke arrived, Savannah advised me that all LDs were performed in the VIP areas labeled 'Theater Room', where they have TV screens showing soft-porn. I never realized that beautiful dancers needed enhancement from soft porn films for the customers, but maybe they do. Since the LDs were $30 each, and not sure how far the "3 foot ruling" law extended too, thinking I might get air dances, I politely declined. The waitress started pushing me to buy a drink for Savannah, which was the straw that broke the camel's back. I departed the club at 8:20PM, spending less than $30, and tipping the valet guy $5 because he was the most friendly of the entire bunch of people I encountered. I gave the club a 7 rating for it's interior decor, discounting the employees they current have on staff. Probably would not return.