ROB at Criket

Arrived at Criket late Saturday afternoon after disappointing visit at a near empty Henry VIII. Parking lot was crowded which was encouraging contrast to Henry’s. As always, no valet. And since it was still day shift, no cover. No change to interior from the many, many descriptions in reviews from others. Took a seat at a table at end of stage closest to the entrance. Ordered two domestic beers since during the week they always have a 2/$9.00 special. When the waitress asked for $6 I was surprised and she explained that all beers were only $3 on Saturday afternoons. Watched the stage for a while with the dancers doing a 4 song rotation, 2 songs at each pole at each end of the stage. Most were slightly overweight/chubby which usually does not appeal to me. Then I noticed a slim, trim redhead with nice a-cups. Eventually I made eye contact with her and after a while she came over and sat down. She told me her name was N-----. We made chit-chat for about a minute until she asked if I was interested in any dances or more. I said yes to dances and probably yes to the more.

I told her it was my practice to negotiate terms before going back but I would take a chance with her since I was in a hurry (having wasted time at Henry’s – I did not tell her about Henry’s). She said either way we could discuss it out on the floor or in VIP. I’m sure you can see where this is heading.

Back we went. I paid the standard $10 + tip for a wristband. First dance began with her removing her top and proceeded with good two way contact. At the end of song #2 she was on her knees in front of me when she began undoing my belt and asking if I wanted to proceed with the more. I asked how much and she answered firmly, “$300”. From the tone of her voice I knew that negotiating was going to be a struggle and I declined and told her I was done. As she dressed I handed her $40 for the two songs and she told me they were $25/song. I looked at her, told her it wasn’t worth arguing and gave her the extra $10. I left with yet another lesson learned.