Where do I start.....I have been...

Where do I start.....I have been through this club through the years when I want a laugh and feeling brave. This club is the size of someone's living room. The bar is bigger than the 2 stages combined which should tell you what their priorities are. The stages look as though someone exchanged a bottle of liquer for a handymans caprentry skills. The females?........check your local Korean carryout for the girl in house shoes and you will find a Macombo Lounge beauty. I would say travel in numbers to avoid getting robbed in this neighborhood but then all your boys wont be able to fit in the club. Oh yeah ......if you want music, bring extra change because there is no DJ. There is only a jukebox which each girl must pay before each set. Fellas ....skip this club unless you have NOTHING else to do.......ladies......dance somewhere else or bring your boom box to avoid losing your nights tips.......