At least the beer was cold

Been here a few times. Last visited Hak's on a Monday, late afternoon. The place isn't much to look at outside. A little seedy, right off the highway, but there were a fair number of cars in the lot, so I don't feel unsafe.

The space inside is dark, with a long stage down the middle and two poles. A bar runs facing the stage on either side. There's what looks like a full bar, but I've only ever ordered beer. Several TV's around the perimeter if you aten't interested in looking at girls, which will probably sometimes be the case...

Dancers here run the spectrum. From beautiful, athletic and talented on stage to the exact opposite of all of those things. Mostly white, aa, and a few latina. Dancers keep tops on while on the main stage. Tops come off in the lap dance area. Standard dance is $20, topless, but a pretty strict no touching rule. There's a dude in the lap dance area watching to enforce rules and time. Private dances come in two flavors, an open area that is still pretty visible to said dude, and more expensive seats behind bar doors. The more private I recall was offered at $180? One girl promised full service there, but another mentioned there are cameras. YMMV.