Spearmint Rhino
2020 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021

Really Disappointed

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lex4232
Dec 30, 2018, 10:09 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Been ages since I been here. I like Vegas, Torrance and COI Rhinos. UFC was in town, it was a Sat night, and I saw a lot of names on the roll call. $5 to park, $23 admission which includes a drink. I don't get many hall passes so I had some cash and was ready to have some fun. Walk in and there is an older gentleman sitting in his chair out cold sleeping. I had fun watching him bob his head the next 30 min trying to stay away before he left. That was a sign of things to come. The DJ was over the top with his strip club DJ voice trying to be funny. Nobody laughed at his jokes and it took the air out of the room. It was cold outside so that might explain why girls where pretty much on top of each other in front of the fireplace away from customers. I dont like to bad mouth women but a lot of these ladies were way past their prime. Others were overweight or underweight. Of the 25-30 I saw, I would say 4-5 were above a 6 and the rest below. A dude also sat next to me and wanted to start convo which was unconformable. The dancers were nice though. They politely ask if you want a dance and take the "no" with a smile and a thank you. It was real dark inside also and there were two dancers I was considering lapping with but I had trouble finding them from across the room. One was Dolce but I never got the other's name since she never danced on stage in the 90 min I was there. Dolce was a solid 8 IMO. 5'7 athletic Hispanic with fake D's and long brown hair. I wanted to spend since I dont get a lot of nights out, but I had made a decision I wanted to spend all my cash and was going to another club after I checked their roll call when I was in the bathroom. Also I don't care what they dance to, but the music choices also brought down the mood of the room. Dancers would look at the DJ shocked by what was being played and one dancer stood there for 20 seconds starring at the customers and the DJ without even moving a muscle. It was an odd experience and I heard other customers coming from the fights complaining about the same thing. Rhino's have been great, and I dont come to DTLA very often so I will take it as a $28 lesson learned.

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