sinclair's Review

I went to Teasers around 22:20 on a Saturday night. Parking is in a fenced in area and a little tight to maneuver if you drive a big body. There was a $6 cover at the door. There is a bar along the left side of the room. The main stage is on the right side of the room with two pole positions. There is a single pool table in the corner to the left of the entrance. The VIP room is to the right of the entrance in a completely separate room that is much quieter than the rest of the club. The room is filled with booths and only fully private if you are the only couple inside. Private dances are $20 each, but you have to pay a ridiculous $25 to the bar each time you go back to the VIP room. If you decide to take a second dancer back later, it is another $25. Table dances are $10 out on the main floor. Sincweisers were $3.75.

There were at most ten dancers working on Saturday night. All were Caucasian, except for one African-American dancer. Most dancers were in the 6 to 7 range, meaning they were minimal quality for getting lap dances while sober, but might look more fuckable after a six-pack of longnecks. Dancers would typically dance for three songs on the stage. Contact at the stage was not the best I've experienced at Michigan strip clubs. One could slide money into a dancer’s g-string, but nothing over the top.

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