An hour and a half I’ll never get back

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Arrived around 4:30 pm on a Saturday and the place was reasonably attended. Most of the dancers seemed to be Brazilian or other South American origins. Got jumped on right away by one who was…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY

Had a quick business meeting in NYC that ended just before happy hour. Walked past the entrance and was hustled into a seat with no cover. Atmosphere upscale with plenty of very attractive dancers performing…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, NY

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the…

The day shift was about what you would expect: no cover, a casual crowd, and a roster that was hit or miss. The club itself was decent, with a large central stage that gave the place…

First off, domestics are $6, not $7 as I said in my last review. My bad. Secondly, I may have underestimated what is available in the VIP. Some names will be omitted and details left vague…

My last review was a "meandering novel," a fair enough criticism; this one will focus on one visit starting around 3:30 on a Wednesday about a week and a half ago. Unfortunately, it will still…

Music was mildly underwhelming and could use better setup and configuration. Lights and atmosphere was very bright for a club. Girls attitudes are friendly and respect your space if you ask nicely. Girls looks are mid but there…