Old strippers, bad food

I stopped by this place that I frequently drive past either on the way to a park or crossing the river, and finally decided to give it a look. I stopped by around 5pm on a Saturday afternoon, not a peak time for most places, but should have some action. The parking lot is small, about maybe 15 spaces and they're all very visible from the street, so having seen 4 cars out front I thought there'd be at least one punter there and that there was, just one customer there.

The inside looked dingy, but didn't have a bad smell (though I found some wet carpet on one side of the room, which is suspicious), so I found a seat, and saw one dancer on stage, probably mid 50s age range. After a few minutes, the bartender asked for my order, I got a sandwich and a beer, but neither were passable, and at that point a second woman came out and said high to me, also nearly 60 years old. I wasn't freaked out, but just kind of disappointed. The first woman, a short curly-haired brunette, finished her set on the pole after one more song (I think they do 4+ song sets here), and the second, a slender blonde with petite sizes got up to the stage.

I figured, what the hell, I'm here and will try to enjoy this, so I hit the stage, flirted a bit, and got a bit of contact with at the ring. She offered private dances, but for $40/song I wasn't feeling it, especially since she wasn't my type. The first woman got back up on stage, and by now it was about 6pm, and the one other customer was still sitting at the slot machines in the corner, so I headed out of there.