Rarely do I go to stripclubs on Friday’s but found myself with some free time so said what the hell lets see what I could get into.
Pulled up and the parking lot was packed more than normal. Several ladies were pulling up and strolled in looked and it’s a basically a sausage party. Grabbed a beer from the bartender/dancer and settled to do some people watching. All stages where occupied none of the ladies seemed overly interested in dancing, one was actually texting while on stage. After getting off stage, the texter(Ko****) made her way over. I’ve gotten a shitty dance from her before so immediately begin ignoring her however she didn’t get the picture. She came over leans against me and asks again for a dance. After flat out telling her I’m not interested five minutes later she finally leaves.
Few more half ass stage performances and Lo**##^ takes the stage. I’ve see her before, stacked Puerto Rican chic that claims to be from Miami. Before I can make it to the stage here comes another waste of time. this time country girl with cowgirl boots long dark hair, sorry forgot her name. Definitely a one trick pony led with the same let’s go to the back and let me take care of you, I’m bored. At this point the buzz I had going has been completely ruined by the air dancers and a fat chick. Normally I try to spare feelings but I have no patience for time wasters so I told her there is not a shot in hell of me getting a dance but appreciated the offered. The bartender got a chuckle as I free now sipped on my beer trying to claim myself as my annoyance level was close to peaking. In between my dealing with the two time wasters, Lo$&&$ disappeared into the crowd and on stage pops up this milf with a solid pair of man mades and flat stomach. I had about 40 ones so I threw them on stage and returned to my sit. Great eye contact as she smiled bent over and playfully pulled her panties to the side. Feeling like the day was actually turning around when boom, up pops Hyno@$?. Great body, fairly smart girl but doesn’t understand most of us guys don’t want to hear about her future plAns and business endeavors, or at lease I didn’t for the 4th time. Now a normal man would have said fuck it and left but me being a glutton for punishment left walked around the street to an even larger sausage party with less girls.
After a 15 minute dance from K$& returned to the Cherry which had thinned out bit. Sitting there older gentlemen from next wondered in and begin chatting it up about Bama football when Ge$&@ walked over cuts between us and starting chatting. Not bad looking young black spinner. She couldnt decide who she would try to get to go back but her hesitation give Lo/)$9@ time to walk over and grab my attention. I will warn you she is an aggressive chic but not in a annoying over the top way. Normally I prefer more laid by ladies but something about her intrigued me.
Off to the private dance and she’s talking about what’s she going to do, but not being a rookie to the club scence didn’t expect anything. Opted for an half hour dance and let me tell you big mistake. Everything started normal and I must have forgotten part of our last dance because I didn’t remember she was an air dancer. She must have noticed me sitting there unamused and she turned around and kiss me only problem she had this bright colored lipstick on. Continued the dance, now probably two minutes on and she says “let me do something don’t fight it”. I’ve been to many clubs and this is the first time I’ve heard this so I’m thinking wtf could she be planing. Well obviously to relieve my of some cash, as she reaches in my pocket grabs about 120 and then runs to what I’m assuming is the Dj to get change and comes back with ones. She wants me to make it rain on her. If I wasn’t experiencing this shit it would be hilarious but in the moment not so much. She continued dancing and finally takes her top off and if gets even weirder. She puts my hands down her and I don’t know what lotion she used but this stuff makes it to where literally your hands don’t move. I don’t know if it’s some sort of stripper anti slip potion but it made it impossible for hands to move. It was already weird and she reaches down pulls my di@k out, we are in the first booth where all patrons going to private’s have to pass so I put it away as she continued her air dance. At this point my frustration level is so fucking high i just walked out of the dance early leaving her bewildered. I went back to the bar and she followed not quite knowing how to approach what transpired so she went with the old, can I see you outside of here. I give her the fake # and immediately texts about coming to town and dancing at a local club.
Played alone with the game, will let you guys know any relevant information. This place has really gone down, atl style rip offs from average looking chicks but I will have to say this one was on me because I should have recognized the games ahead of time. Be warned and don’t make the same mistake I did.
