Pretty much the same

I've reviewed this club in the past, here I simply provide an update after a hiatus that lasted several months. The club is exactly the same as it was during my previous visit about six months ago. Cops still hang out near the entrance. Still $8 cover charge during the evening. And unfortunately they also still charge $5 per dance to the house, plus whatever the dancer charges, which is usually $40, or $100 for 3 songs. Unlike my last visit, in which I was able to pay only $5 to the house for several dances, this time I had to pay $5 for each and every song.... which I think I counted 6. All I know is, I paid $200 to one of my favorite dancers, and it was really hot, but then I paid another $30 to a guy at a podium, just cuz he was there and he looked official and he told me it's mandatory. Unfortunately, I'm not made of money, and people don't give me money for taking my clothes off and moving my body around. I have to work... hard... with my brain... to earn money. Is it worthwhile to pay $8 to get into a club, and then pay a guy $5 for every 4-minute song during which I receive a lap dance, and pay the dancer $30-$40 per song so she will dance in my lap in a dimly lit room? Maybe if I was 60 yrs old and had more money than I knew what to do with it, but now I'm thinking I gotta just get a quick dance, get the phone number, and try for some p4p action someplace else.

As far as I could tell, there are still some hot dancers at this club. Unfortunately, I can also confirm that there is at least one fugly dancer who might otherwise be working as a Wal-Mart cashier. I mean, c'mon, she's fat, ugly, and deaf, and has a bad attitude. I'm sitting in my seat, and I see her walking towards me, and then I also see my CF walk past her, away from me. So what do I do? I get outa my seat before the fugly gets to me and walk right past her to get to my CF. And what does she do? She gets pissed and swats me, like she's a big mean ugly mother swatting one of her children because she didn't eat enough doughnuts for dinner and her poor husband didn't rub her feet or something. It was disturbing.

Seriously, I don't know what some of these clubs are thinking hiring some of these dancers. If I was in charge of hiring, and she came in to audition... I think I would just laugh uncontrollably and ask her to leave.