Great for Grandpa Sweatpants

The general state of the strip club scene in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia for our visitors from Peoria) is incredibly sad and nothing like it was in the day. The Ebony Inn is one of the last bastions of the good time strip club where a lap can be had for $7, festivities begin at 3 in the afternoon (for those of us who can't be out after dark - you other dudes in those long-term marriages know who you are) and a hands on approach to your interactions with the lovelies is expected.

This ain't no fancy club. If you're a white guy you might be scared to stop here. The neighborhood looks rough and it is. But I've observed white guys enjoying themselves here often. The one white guy is always the only white guy in the place (likely for miles around) and always by himself. But he's always gonna get plenty of attention from the girls unless the see he ain't spending. So don't worry about it, brother. Park across the street in the huge church parking lot, cross the four lane road carefully, come in and pay the $14 cover and have a good time. And fellas, consider changing out of your business suit and into some sweatpants - drawers optional ( I sometimes opt out).

On this particular visit I anted up the additional $14 or so for the VIP seating. I had done this on a previous visit and found it worth the extra investment. This time however my results were mixed. I went in straight to the VIP, sat down, and got right to business. First girl hit me within 2 minutes of sitting down - did I want a dance? I was like GTA V picking up a ho - jump in baby! I got three dances from her, but she never did really get warmed up. She was still warming up when I kicked her ass off my lap. Let two songs go by, turning down three chicks in a row and here comes baby girl number 2. Jump in baby ! Gawd she was fine, light skinned, tall (I'm 5' 6", she was a lot taller than me. I love them long thick legs). I let my magic fingers do their thing for three songs, then I needed a break - I was working too hard and so was she.