Jersey Boy lost in Paradise

I must admit expectations were low. After all this was Pennsylvania err Pennsyl-tucky as I like to call it. And this was the armpit of PA Allentown. Not much going on in these woods so after a concert at Sands Casino I headed over Tuesday after midnight. Upon arrival, you'll notice that the club is the anchor of a strip mall. Upon entry, your typical juice-head security guard and a $10 cover. Through the doors and you are entering a massive place; must be at least 10000 SF. Bar is to your immediate left; massive elevated stage in the center surrounded by what seems like hundreds of cocktail table tops. What erked me the most (as the casino) was the smoking. Must be a pre-requisite for bars in PA. I was overwhelmed with smoke. On top of that, they have hooka's here. I opted for a double Makers Mark at $17 and a young spinner from Ecuador approached. Introduced herself. And offered VIP. I just love the tenacity of these girls to get right to the point. After all it was an hour within closing. She then offered 3 lapdances for $115 or $45 each and I was like WTF? I pay 20-25 here in North Jersey/Metro NY area. Confused as to why so expensive. Goodbye. Another one approached with huge naturals. Pass. The third girl was good conversation and finally asked her about the disparity about prices. She admitted that there is no standard pricing; essentially these girls can charge whatever they want. None the less, on this night over 20 girls were there. All flavors and sizes. So feel confident that there is something for everyone here. Why? as it turns out; many are college students. I think there are over 10 colleges within 10 miles of this place anyway. There is a restaurant on site. VIP and champagne rooms. Talent is tight. Worthy of another visit. UBER driver suggested no extras here; better chance at some other club in Easton. The smoking stench killed me hence the atmosphere score.