Yikes

Is there a strip club in Ft. Myers that doesn't make you want to open a vein? So far I am 0 for 2 on that score. I went to Fantasy's not expecting much, based on the reviews, and even so I was shocked at the grim scene that confronted me when I entered. They didn't try to charge me a cover, at least, and bottles of beer were $5 (I didn't want to gamble on the cleanliness of the taps & glasses). Three, more like barflies than PLs, really, sat at the bar, barely interacting with the 7-8 dancers. Not that I blame them, a couple looked alright on stage, but as they approached me, I realized I had no interest in touching any of them.

I went there to meet a dancer I found through SA. She didn't show up, but then asked me to meet her at her notel. That turned out to be another "yikes!" situation, but that... is another story...