These might not be the strippers you’re looking for

Wednesday night they were having $5 dances. I mean, I wasn’t sure what to expect. What’s a $5 like? I was in town on business but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a dance for less than $10. The experience didn’t start off great though. The bouncer wanted $40 for the VIP area. This ended up being the roped off area with no privacy.

The girls were meh. Lots of thick Latinas. And I’m not talking good thick, like curvy. These girls were shaped like tree trunks. Two girls had nice bodies were Cuban, but I could barely communicate with them since they spoke almost no English.

The dances were basically dry humping. While some may be into that, it actually made me a little motion sick.