Lots of uptime

One of the most awkward parts of any strip club visit is the uptime. All performers gather on stage at the top of the hour and then walk around the club soliciting dances. (Often, there is some type of "special" involved, which is either a free piece of merchandise or a discounted dance rate.) It can become tedious to repeatedly have to say no to dancers and it is often depressing to see the girls be rejected so frequently. (Many clubs require the girls to do the dance of shame on stage if they were unable to secure a private dance.)

Some clubs do the uptime every half hour. This club did an uptime every 15 minutes.

Other than that, it was a pleasant enough experience. I went with a female friend and we sat with a nice blonde who was friendly enough so long as we continued to buy her drinks. Of course, the second I told her that I was running low on funds and couldn't buy her any more tequila she disappeared and we didn't see her again the rest of the evening. Prior to that, we did a lap dance together with her and it was pleasant enough. Nothing particularly special.