Correcting the impression of a club

Fellow travelers, Please post this short review because sometimes we all need to know that a club just isn't actually what it's online profile implies......

I hung out for two and half hours at Jills on a Friday afternoon while traveling through wheeling. Just as I got into my car to leave, the first 'dancer' showed up at almost 4 pm. Since the club says it opens every day at 12 noon, I consider that to be a substantial problem. I realize it leaves all the subsequent descriptions in the lurch, but Jills is simply not functional right now.

I feel a little bad because the gal who opened the club and was serving as door, DJ, Manager, bartender, and cell phone surfer probably called this one dancer in. I normally would have hung out with one girl who as called in to hang with me, but I'm glad I didn't. Don't mean any offense by it, but this gal looked like she was close to her 60th birthday and the years were not kind to her. Thin, but not so thin as to imply drugs. Simply old to be successful in the industry.