Drive Time Dead Zone

Business takes me to South Florida once or twice a year. On this trip I wanted to try some clubs that were new to me so I ended up trying Solid Gold, Club Pink, & 4Play. I found myself driving close to 4play at 5:30 rush hour on Friday. I figured I could use a couple of beers because traffic had gotten on my nerves. The addition of naked women would be a bonus. I found the club easily. It is in a run down strip mall. Parking is plentiful and free. There was no cover.

I have a standard MO when I club. I like to have a drink or two while watching the stage for several dancers, maybe even a whole rotation, before interacting with dancers and getting dances. I want to see who appeals to me without their clothes on. I want to see how she moves because even if I like her body, if she's boring on stage I'm not going to be interested. Finally, I want to work up a head of steam prior to getting any lappers.

That didn't really work out. I entered a very dark club to see four dancer's faces illuminated by their cell phones while sitting at the bar. There was one other patron sitting a the bar with a dancer attached to his hip. No one on stage or doing floor dances. I ordered a $6 domestic and was approached by a dancer that was probably a 6 and not my type. What little I saw of the talent 6 that seemed to be the average. I politely dismissed her and quickly finished my beer.