Feature dancer... or not...

Went in to check out the feature dancer Elsa Jean. Got there and expected the usual gouge pricing for a cover and scan of my ID, and got one out of two. The cover was only $5, and I should have known to turn around right then, but I was already out, so whatever.

Pretty much all customers in the bar, there were only about 6 dancers. There was a rowdy ass group of girls at the bar, obviously drunk, walking on the bar, etc., so I'm assuming they were off duty dancers. Beer prices were 7.75 for imports, and I asked the bartender when the feature was supposed to go on, and she said "she cancelled, I guess because of the weather". That's all well and good, but at least put something on the website or a sign at the door or something. Good on them though, they got my $5 cover and a couple of beers out of me.

Had a beer, and there was a little redhead dancing on the center stage with a nice little bubble butt. Grabbed her (Honey) for a dance or two, and we went back. She was all business, didn't even sit and talk for a bit. We got back there, and the lap dance police wasn't even at their post. Maybe they're getting more lenient, or just slacking off, Who knows? I kept my hands at my sides, because before the dance even started I knew it was going to be a one and done. I was asked for the dance fee up front, and when I gave her two twenties for the $30 dance, I had to ask for change, because she was definitely going to keep it.