I am Amazed

I have been going here since the Fuzzy Grape days and while Mario's can be fun on occasion, I am a Rhode Island guy.....usually. Mondays suck in strip clubs and the dancers are seldom top notch. I went to Rhode Island Dolls, meh; I went to Fantasies, meh; I went to desires and it was good, but I wasn't in the mood for extras, just full contact laps and none of the dancers on were lap dance worthy although five were extras worthy. On the way home I figured that since I had money on the Giants I would watch the second half here, so I twisted one and came here.

No cover; empty bar; less than 10 customers and 8 -12 dancers. Of the dancers I considered one to be unworthy of lap dances, 7 of them to be the top or second choice anywhere, on any night and my cf was working. I like spinners and 7 qualified and I would have gotten dances from all of them, except CF latched on, because while I was there the customer base dwindled. The bad? The girls sort of gave up and were lethargic. The good? They all got nude on stage and since the club is small it was great viewing. The better? the lap dance room was empty the whole night. The best? My CF is the ultimate spinner.

This was my best visit here in a long time. The lineup was great, the beers were cold and the bartender was very nice to me, even though previously in my business life, she considered me a mortal enemy. Very classy to let it go when I club here. The facilities were clean and on this night Mario's blew away the competition. Extras are available here, but the club rips you off on their fee so I will never, ever go private here. Extras have been had in the private dance area and I suppose that a LDK guy or someone with no stamina would have popped easily last night, but my purpose was full nude; full two way contact lap dances. 3:30 per song for $25.00 was actually fair. 8 Dances; a Giants victory and I made money last night. Still smiling.