iPhone Bikini Brief

On a warm Friday night in October I visited both the Gold Club and Gentlemen's Club in Charlotte, NC. The night started at Golf at about 9pm. My visit to Gold was much the norm and inline with my several previous visits to this establishment. I had good dances with both Harley, a Hot young blond and with Jewel a vivacious young lady with lots of personality. I stayed at GC until about 10 when I called an audible and decided to visit Gentlemen's Club.

I arrived at Gentlemen's Club about 11 after stopping to grab a quick sandwich. Gentlemen's Club is located in a Charlotte strip mall. The parking lot was packed when I arrived. I paid a $10 cover and entered the club after being security wanded at the door. There were hardly 8 customers inside the club. About six of which looked to be a group of friends all sitting together directly in front of the stage.

The music was both LOUD and BAD. A cute AA spinner joined me at my table and we each had to shout into each others ear in order to be heard. Not good. I apologized but told her I wasn't going to try and talk to her give the LOUD noise. She left and was quickly replaced by a Blond Big Girl (from Shelby, NC) wearing blue denium capri length pants, a white t-shirt, a ball cap and Converse sneakers. ??? Really? Perhaps she had been bailing hay. She had a cute face and promised we could get to know each other if I purchased a champagne dance. I didn't even ask how much.

It felt like my ears were starting to bleed. I was about to leave but a curvy, big boobed Latino girl came out on stage so I paused hoping she could dance. She removed her top and kind of walked around on stage swivelling her large hips. She must of had a connection to the group of six sitting aligned in front of the stage as they followed her every move. She then went behind the stage curtain and came back out with her cell phone in hand. ??? Really? Again she pranced for 30 seconds as if trying to dance and then again went back behind the stage curtain. The noise which I suppose was supposed to be music continued to blare. It was now comical as the Latino girl came back out on stage with her phone now very obviously stuffed down into her bikini brief. She received a call and the whole brief lite up in iPhone green! I kid you not.

I had really had enough by now, at a total of 30 minutes in the club. I made a quick stop to the Men's room and then like Elvis left the building. Outside there was some kind of commution going on as a thug in a Mercedes and a thug in a poor condition BMW looked to be having a confrontation outside of the club. The doorman and a bartender were looking on engrossed in the thug activity. I made my way quickly to my automobile and left as quickly as possible. I will not return to Gentlemen's Club.