At $15.00 per song, this club...

At $15.00 per song, this club currently has the lowest nominal price in Massachusetts. (I say "nominal" because I think it also has the shortest "songs" -- about 2 minutes.) The Cheers factor is high: some of the dancers will remember you, and the rest will vehemently pretend to, even when it's clear you both know she's lying. Thursday night had just enough Brazilians to empty my wallet in 45 minutes. I'm not sure this club ranks first on any single scale, but no other club ranks as high on all the important measures.