Don't waste your time going here - it is AWFUL!
I arrived around 10:30 on Wednesday and there was a $7 cover. When this was Cabaret Royale, this used to be my go-to place in Dallas. I hadn't been back for years, certainly long before it changed names. Some of the reviews on this site had been reasonably positive and I thought I'd go back and try it for old times sake. Boy was I disappointed. Cabaret Royale used to be a well-appointed club and the remnants are still there: it has three stages; the main stage & two side stages. There were maybe 9 women there in total.They were all awful - the kind that you don't want to see taking off their clothes. In fact, I wanted to help them put on their clothes - a lot of them, so I couldn't see what was underneath! They were all Latinas, as you would expect, but not some hot chicas. I'm trying to be as polite about this as I can but to hell with it - they were either old, fat, or both! I paid $8 for one drink and left after about 30 minutes when I finished it. The `girls' kept appearing on the main stage to start dancing & I kept hoping the next one that came up would be better but no. I left when I thought my dick was going to shrivel up and expire. I'm not sure if this was the worst experience I've ever had at a strip club but it's certainly up there. Do not go to this place - you have been warned!
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