Ye Olde Axe Can Leave You Penniless

See my earlier review for full details on this venue.

If you want private dances this is the best venue in London, (probably best in the UK in fact.) Well, well above average, (I will say no more.) If you are into watching stage dances though it's poor, (I suggest walking a few steps down the road to Browns for that.) I attended late on a Wednesday afternoon to give myself a birthday treat. The only trouble with the Axe private dances is it's very easy to get tempted into spending more than you intended. I gave myself a limit of £200 to spend on PDs. In the end temptation got the better of me and well...I lost count but I probably spent double that! I even went down the road to a cashpoint to get more! It was an expensive day as I had earlier spent £180 on fucking a working girl. Had dances with Julia (my favourite,) Savi, Isabella and Gabriella. I can highly recommend dances from all these girls, but they are bloody well expert in getting you to spend more and more money I'm afraid. After a couple of hours I retreated down the road to Browns, (where I don't have PDs.)