Stick to the weekends

Was already having a tough week at work so I decided to head down to the valley and spend some time with a cutie and get a lap dance or three. I arrived at 8:00pm and when I entered I immediately noticed that the DJ was not playing music. Going a little further inside it became apparent that there were no dancers working. There was a group of guys and another man and woman playing pool. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer and watched a few innings of the Dodger playoff game. A few more customers came in but no dancers and by the time it was 9:00pm I decided to call it a night. I overheard the bartender say that the dancers make their own schedules so they never know when they will be coming in. I will stick with the weekends.