Hoped for Dakota, instead got Sassy

Went in with hopes of connecting with Dakota based upon what I had read in posts. Unfortunately I was immediately set upon by who I believe may be the infamous Sassy (again based upon other reviews). A pretty enough face but a body like a sack of potatoes. Kept pestering me for drinks, dances, anything. I was already hammered having been at CWs for most of the afternoon. Told her I wasn't interested and may have bought her a drink just to leave me alone. But the bitch was persistent and wouldn't get off me.

I spied a cute white brunette with a great ass giving dances at the bar. I assume this was Dakota as she was the cutest thing in here.

She seemed like she was going to be occupied for a while and with the sack of spuds still at my side I decided to cut my losses and exit this place.