AllStars doesn't disappoint

This has been my second or third visit here, but probably the first time in over 5 years. After the draconian laws that were passed in MO, I stopped going to the clubs but a buddy and I decided to go this past weekend.

We made the 40(ish) minute drive from KC, MO to Lawrence, KS and got there around 8pm. Only 2 cars in the lot and no visible customers or visible dancers. The bartender was facing us, but on his phone and it took him a minute or two to recognize we were there. We paid the cover (5 bucks, why even charge it?), and got VIP bracelets (again, 5 bucks why even charge it?). We got our drinks (bud light, 4 bucks each, made me feel like I was at arrowhead). He hollared for the girls, and a cute blonde came out, who did NOT look happy to be there. It was not shaping up to be a good time....

Another dancer joined my friend and I and we made the small talk 'dance'; Are you from here? How long have you danced here?. Both were easy to talk to, and easy on the eyes (hard to believe, right?). I got a lap dance in VIP from the blonde, and she went over the rules "keep your cock in, your mouth to yourself, and don't touch under the panties". We go there 1/2 through the first song, and she went to the end of the next song and charged me for 2. I wasn't happy, but I'm not going to make a scene over a 20 dollar dance. This was strike 2.