Why joo loo lih yoo mah????

Another trip to XTC. I keep meaning to check out some other places but I've been ruined by this full nude club. Topless bars just don't do it for me now. However, I'm afraid my beloved little nudie spot is getting too big for it's britches. I arrived early, at 9:00 pm. The club was already getting crowded. It's BYOB. It's 20.00 to get in. In the old days, things didn't get going until at least 11:00.

I find a place to sit and haven't even cracked a beer yet when I am approached by an Amazon white woman with big tits. When I say Amazon, I mean like Wonder Woman. I haven't even cracked a beer yet. I'm trying to figure out if her tits are real or fake. Love real titties, hate fake titties. I can't tell from the top she's wearing so I ask her to come back in a bit, after I've had a few. A hot white woman in this club is like catching a unicorn. It's 90% Hispanic. So I drink a couple of beers. I get approached by some Hispanic woman, she was hot enough. I got the VIP bracelet for 25 bucks and got a few lack luster dances. I head back out. It's probably 10 by now. The place is packed at 10 pm, Wtf? I manage to find a place to sit. I crack open another one when a Hispanic lady comes over and sits down at the table. She doesn't say hello, She doesn't ask if I want company. She is not my type. "Joo wan a dance baby?" she asked. No thanks, I'm good. I replied. "Come on baby, joo wan dance?" No I don't, I'm good, thank you. She sat there wouldn't leave. I'm trying to be cool about it. I'm trying not to be rude dick but she won't leave. She's sitting there and I'm totally ignoring her. "Why you don wan dance baby? Come one baby..." No thanks, I'm good. "Come on baby, let's party, joo no like me?" Right about then my Amazon Unicorn with big tits is heading right towards me and sees this Skank sitting with me and she takes a left turn in the audience. Goddammit, I've been waiting for my chance with this woman and this Skank blew it for me. I'm pissed now. The skank at the table see's my face and starts saying ""Why joo loo lih you mah?", "Why joo loo lih you mah?" I'm like, wtf are you even saying? Oh, why do I look like I'm mad. Because I am! I finally had to tell her I don''t want any dances. I don't want any company! Cripes! I went and got another couple of dances from another HIspanic lady. They were ok. By the time I come back out there is no where to sit, unless you pay for the reserved tables. So this sucks. I'm wandering around with the rest of my beer with nowhere to sit. I'm ready to bail when an attractive young Hispanic lady catches my eye. I'm willing to go one more round before I leave. We go into the VIP and there isn't anywhere in the VIP to sit. All the boothes are taken. All the tables are taken, which I wouldn't get a dance at a table in the VIP. We mill about the stripper I'm with starts talking to another stripper while the stripper is giving a guy a dance. I was like fuck this, I'm out. I left her without saying anything and went on home. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come.