A Successful Sunday Service

I have not been here pre a chin the word before so I gave it a shot. I drove up and a nice man insisted on parking my car for me. The collection plate had treated the lawerd well so I spot the man a $20 to park it in a real good spot. I go in and pay the $7 cover and walk in. I am in a heavenly room that has Angel's dancing and singing. I sit down and a beautiful waitress takes my order and I have some holy water. This was by far great holy water and it begins to lead me to the fallen Angel's. One fallen Angel stops by. We talk for a while and she has some confessions and needs go get something off her chest. She leads me to her office in the next room. She kneels in front of me and takes her bra off exposing her huge knockers. They were knocking on heavens door by bouncing and swinging to and fro. We got down to the meat of the discussion. She started stroking the spirit with those heavenly knockers. She knocks the spirit right out of me and it sprays all over her. She was healed of her sins.

Next was a spinner blonde without the benefits of knockers like the other. She wanted to take a confession session with me. She was a mouthy one. She kneeled in front of me and and spoke freely. She talked and talked until the spirit was dispersed and the lawerd was satisfied.

All a good Sunday Preachin fest. Next time I will go to the church