Every last fucker must have been there.

So on my first dedicated visit to TJ I had to go in and check what is all the fuze about. $7 cover with a can of beer - I can live with that. Ok, I'll admit, it's the Guns and Roses "Paradise City", well almost... if only it wasn't so fucking crazy overcrowde. Friday night, 10pm or so and I felt like I was in rush hour metro. Yes the place looks fantastic, the girls are hot as fuck and of all kinds and tastes, there is a soapy bath with with dildos you can have fun with and about half of the girls actually know how to dance at least a bit. But frankly, in both Adelitas and Chicago you can find a girl just as nice, the drinks are not so overpriced, the places are not so overcrowded and you can actually enjoy the night without the pressure of 15 guys waiting for your table or chair. In 45 minutes or so only one dancer actually blew me away with her performance, she was hot as fuck and actually knew to own the stage. I wanted to ask her join me but by the time she was done with the show 2 guys were already in argument who saw her first by the stairs to the stage. I finished my beer and decided to go elsewhere. In my opinion a place to be if your wallet is bigger than your dick at rush hours. I definitely need to give it another try at off peak time of the day.