Hit or Miss

After decades of visiting Strip Clubs, a dancer at Hak's finally explained the difference between a Strip Club and a Gentleman's Club. The distinction between the two terms was like “tomayto” and “tomahto” to me. This short haired blonde twenty something argued that the distinction is at a Strip Club is a raunchy affair. She waxed poetically about Gentleman's Clubs where you can get a drink & just talk to a nice young lady at the bar - a nice young bikini clad lady. The lady's here will hang out and talk at the bar for a while. Not just to get you to get a lap dance but an actual conversation. That said there was maybe one girl out of the 8-10 that I even wanted to speak to - and in hindsight the only reason I wanted to speak to her may have been because I got to stare at her tight little 21 year old Christy Mack look alike body. As soon as I saw her hang upside down on the pole & slide down into a position I think I have seen before in the Kama Sutra, I knew she would be a good conversationalist. As she finished her dance and walked down the stairs the DJ said 'Everyone needs a little taste on Honey'. At most strip clubs the one dancer that everyone wants is so busy that you have to wait a while just to maybe possibly speak to her. What is nice about Hak's is that the dancers walk around the bar to get tips so everyone has a chance to get a dance.

This establishment looks like a Sports Bar from the outside and it’s not a much classier affair on the inside with the exception of the VIP room prices. The VIP room is semi-private and separated with a curtain instead of a door. You do get 15-30 minutes of alone time. Your mileage really varies with each dancer. Dancer quality ranges from gorgeous to average girl next door dancers to I can't believe she makes a living doing this dancers. I can say that Honey is talented and courteous.

Hak's is worth checking out whether you’re there by yourself or with a group of friends. The have plenty of flat screen TVs so it's like Hooter's with VIP rooms. It is Hit or Miss in the Daytime but there should be at least 1-2 very attractive ladies after 7pm on most days.