This is worse than a dive....

This is worse than a dive. It is a dump. It is sooo bad I might go back just to laugh. The first sight upon entering the water damaged, warped front door. was the 200+ lb she-girl bent over showing off her extra wide derrier covered with bandaides. It is noticably warm in here and that is because they have no a/c! There are two crusty dirty fans blowing hot air around the place. The next entertaining sight was she-girl walking from patron to patron at the bar and jiggling her fat rolls for a dollar. She went down the bar one by one. I adjusted my seat across from the bar to make it difficult for her to approach. Her smallish A cups were no match for the several double D fat rolls. Ugh! Next some guy went to the bathroom and left the door ajar, and the left stage had a straight view of the pisser. The dancer got down from the stage and walked over and shut the door. Looks like this goes on all night. There was one girl what I thought to be a 6 or so, with big blond hair, D cups and bright red outfit, so I went to tip her. She was 60!, complete with cottage cheese, wrinkles and liver spots. Not a 6, but a 2 all cleaned up! Drinks were actually ok. This reminds me of a lawn mower repair shop with Jethros fat aunt desparately looking for her knight in white armor, but settling of course for a toothless wino. No cover charge is I guess how they keep these losers coming back. I would give it a ZERO if there was that choice. Oh - almost forgot - no DJ. A juke box! Get me outa here!!