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..and I keep coming back!

Doll House
6105 Philips Hwy Jacksonville, FL 32216
I've reviewed the Dollhouse more than anyone on here, probably because it's the best in the area. Has the most private lap dance booths, is clean, and/or I'm biased because everyone knows me and whenever I come in- it's like coming into the bar, Cheers- Where everyone knows my name... Cover fee remains unchanged and constant $5/$10 day/night. Nothing has changed. Except for the slight lap dance price hike- $5 dollar increase, hardly anything to get your panties in a wad! Besides, if a meger $5 is something to whine about, maybe clubbing is not for you, yet. IMHO, I'd pay a lot more. Yes, I am naive, and still relatively new to the strip club game. But I've got time and money to burn. For this review, I'd like to mention a dancer who I've failed to notice until recently. Is she just hustling me? Maybe. Is she new? No, definitely not. We have actually become friends, and she even invited me over to her house to cook for me. She has been texting me nonstop, for the last several days- non stalker status, but as a friend. Other news; A huge ego boost from our very own Ms. Hartley- "I would've pegged you as a total cock worshiper!" DH remains one of the most handicapped accessible clubs, I have ever seen! With handle bars located inside each booth- it also serves dual purposes, for when the girl uses them as an "apparatus," to help herself, help you! lol... get it? Even though I still go to other surrounding clubs, I always end at the House. It never fails to disappoint. Get it, now? This might seem bias, because it is.... Or maybe I just need to find other places?.. For right now, this club meets all of my needs, and more.... and when I am ready, the DH will have served as an excellent beginners club, for myself. There was also this new dancer, whose name I forget. But the first night she was dancing, Charlie, myself nd a few other dancers were making fun of her. I later found out, that she has been trained in tap, and ballet... So she was trying to incorporate it, in her stage performances. lol Did not work out well. She will learn, just give her another couple of months! They all eventually learn. lol! I keep coming back, for the girls(sometimes), but I stay for the privacy of the lap dance booths!