Sunday afternoon game time: disappointing

I would love for Club X to offer a better experience for its patrons, but they just can't seem to get it together. It's such a great location along Interstate 25 and convenient to downtown. It's also small enough to feel comfortable inside. However--and this is a big but (ahem)--I think they should strongly consider finding dancers who weigh less than their patrons. I met Candy (I think) on stage and she had so many rolls of fat on her mom-belly that I lost count. I tipped and politely waited for the next entertainer to take the stage. I was mortified to find that the next entertainer was just a little bit worse looking. Anyway, bottom line: if you want to have a quick beer and see some big ol' hangers flopping around in your face then Club X is the place for you. Please, management: hire at least one good looking dancer!