Not to my liking.

I came in here on a Saturday around 8:30pm after the recent reviews giving the place some positive feedback. I had been here about 6 months prior and didn’t really like it then but I figured I’d give it another try. When I walked in I had to pay a cover but older door girl didn’t have change for $100 so I had to buy a beer then come back and pay the cover.

I sat at the bar while I drank the beer. There was probably around 8 customers in the whole club. When I first arrived there we only 5 dancers I believe; none of them were my type. I usually look for enhanced latinas, none of which fit that type. I would rate the dancers there 5-7 in terms on looks, all were skinny for the most part except for one blonde dancer who either had a belly or was about 3-4 months pregnant. There was a vip lounge to the right side of the bar up a few steps. The dancers kept circling in there as there were 3 guys up there.

After about 9pm some other dancers started rolling in. I’d say about another 5-6 more came through the door. Only 1 of which I found mildly attractive in my opinion. I waited for about another 30 mins but none of them came out; so I figured I’d cut my losses and head out considering I wasn’t really interested in any of the dancers anyway. I can’t review the dances as I’ve never gotten one here, but I assumed they’d be high mileage due to the previous reviews. There’s just no one here that really interested me in the looks and body department. The girls here are way lower than the quality at OZ. But at oz you have to deal with the cameras in the booths. Maybe I haven’t been here at the right times, maybe I should have stayed later but I still feel the average of the dancers here is about a 5-6. Diamond dolls has a better lineup but I don’t like going there anymore because the vibe is terrible and the dancers aren’t great either. I usually club in Tampa but I took a drive out here to come check out this spot. I think it will still stay off my list unless someone can tell me a different time to come. I usually prefer atleast a 7-8+ And there was nothing even close to an 8 here. I can usually find really good looking dancers at gold club and sometimes Scarlett’s in Tampa. But I’m tired of going to those spots, hence why I wanted to try something new. Guess I’ll just have to stick to the sure bet of drinking at Gold club then finishing off at Scarlett’s where u can usually get what you want from one of the Cubans. Let me know if you think I’m wrong, but I don’t like Atlantis at all.