So I tend to go to clubs after work or when I just leave work early and want to unwind, but on a night out with some fellas we ended up my spot Desires. Originally we went to Wonderland which is a fine club if you wanna talk to some what uninterested dancers who are really hot. After spending maybe 30-45 mins there, I suggest we move down the road to Desires and there by skipping Wild Zebra all together. Even though Desires is more divey and less upscale than Wonderland (at least when it comes to the general club, ain't seen the Lust level of the club)it makes up for that with in my opinion, with hot women who can hold a conversation for longer than I last in bed.
The place was really full compared to the afternoons I'm used to, the good weather meant there were patrons and dancers outside, drinking, smoking and taking full advantage of the patio. Now since I wasn't alone, my pervertedness was lowered a bit, cant be that guys whose gone for 20 mins and has no money left and a pair of sticky briefs. So no extras, that means I'm going for the spectacle and here is where a dancer with the wackiest set of fake tits I have seen in a long time shows up. This petite brunette and a 2 blondes comes up to our table and sit on our laps. I want the slender brunette with the crazy fake tits. 4 beers for $5 each and 3 or 4 foo foo drinks for around $12-15 each and the night begins a whole lot better than it was at wonderland. We bullshit with them, talking sports, psychology and god knows what else. After the 2nd or 3rd round of drinks I really wanna see this woman grind up on me. Now she was maybe a 7, face was a little meh, but had a absolutely killer body. But those over inflated tits bumped her up to a 7.5-8 in my book, weird shit is alway a plus.
Now its 25/35 topless/nude and thats more than enough when I'm with a group of guys, otherwise I would have been in the 15 min rooms, thoroughly inspecting how wonky these titties really were. I honestly thought before her tits came out that they would be like Forrest Whitakers eyes, one normal nipple and one nipple just trailing off, they weren't bad, but damn take out 50cc's and it would have looked a whole lot better. Other than that, dance was good, good contact, playful and flirty, even though there was a push for the 15min rooms, I elected to go back to the table and buy a dance or 2 for the shy guy in our group. Got a few more 35 dollar dances with various girls, tatted up blonde, and a very handsy light skinned black girl. Dances were both on par for Desires with a good grind, and decent 2 way contact. If you aint creepy, and just talk for a while before your dances, I find that your mileage improves, but then again being under the age of 40, with a full head of hair probably helps too.
