SORRY SIR, THE ENTERTAINERS DON'T HAVE A SET SCHEDULE

supposed to open @ 4pm. rode out a little after 4:30. tripped over the vacuum cleaner left in the entrance doorway because it was too dark to see (even by club standards). sat there for an hour, no dancers to be seen, on stage or walking around the club. DJ played music but never said anything into the mic. asked the DJ, bartender and security person where all the dancing girls were. they all seemed trained to say the same thing - "sorry sir, the entertainers don't have a set schedule to perform." i asked how many girls were working then, but they refused to say. i took that to mean no girls are working there at present and left. not really worth a trek out to the cornfields of kappa for overpriced domestic beer.