I wish I could say I...

I wish I could say I took one for the team but the team pretty much already knows about this. The only dubious benefit I can find with this place is that it was close. Otherwise, it was pretty much as described. A big square room with a bar surrounding two stages and some other related bar stuff. There did not appear to be a cover but some signs said two drink minimum. The order of operations was for a few over the hill and gaining speed to uglyville dancers shuffle back and forth on the stage. God, at least they could be bothered to dance. Then they would hit you up for tips for just a little bit of wiggle in front of you. The russians were the worse. I generally open to other cultures but some of the worse vultures I have ever found in strip clubs have been russian. I did feel like I had to at least take one lap dance sample. Hindsight being 20/20, I'm sitting here saying to my stupid, stupid, stupid. Why did I pick a russian? The dance was $20 for something like 3 minutes. I thought about teaching her a new english word, pathetic, but I refrained. I also refused her badgering for a tip. There was one brazalian dancer there that didn't seem to mind guys grabbing her ass but I did not sample. If you really need a beer and want to practice your russian, that would the only reason to go here.