Uber to bottoms up, saved by the slip.
I once again found my self in St. Louis and thought let's get out of the truck. Was thinking of going to Washington Park and Sweetjamesjones said that Club onyx was going to be open Labor day. They are normally closed on Monday. By the time I got the truck parked and was in an uber it was 11pm. I shot up to Brooklyn figuring if onyx was dead cause no one knew it was open, the dancers might split. Monday is also amateur night at the slip. I was gonna check out bottoms up first then hit the slip. I hopped out of the uber at the for corner, she pulls away and I see that bottoms up is closed for Labor Day. Off to the slip I go. I pay the 5 buck cover thru the little slot that looks like a Chicago Transit Authority 'L' Station ticket window circa 1974. I get my change, get the pat down and in I go. The place was dead when I got there. I ordered a Heineken at a cost of 6 bucks and the one dancer who was sitting down started chatting me up. Slim AA girl, light skinned small tits and ass. Went to the back wall and got a pretty good mileage dance for 20 bucks. The other side was closed but she wanted to go over there. Said it would be 20 to the house and 80 for her. I declined. As the evening wore on more dancers and customers rolled in. By 1am it was hopping pretty good.Dancers ran the gamut from spinners to not quite Papi Chulo worthy. I got another 20 dollar dance from one of the thicker girls after some bar side tipping. Once again the mileage was good. Tipped a beautiful tall girl on stage. She sat down and we chatted. She said she normally works at Roxy's. She quoted me room bucks for a dance or 3 for 100. I declined. Another slim dancer started chatting me up. Went to the back wall for some very x-rated dances at 10 bucks a song. I took a break and was handed some raffle tickets. Seems they give away bottles of booze on Monday nights. Nice customer appreciation gesture. This best to call was about 2:30 am and the ametur show was getting underway. I am sorry to say I have no report as I get busy again with more X-rated dances. I hit the uber and was back at the truck around 3:30am. Some final thoughts. Before you agree to a dance, get the price. At least this night I was quoted, all different prices. If you don't like smoke, you will probably have a bad time. It got smokey. I had one dude ask if I wanted to buy some drugs. I politely declined and was left alone. I am an older white male and was the only white person in the house all night. No one looked at me funny or gave me a hard time. Some of the dancers ignored me but hey.. There loss! In short I had a good time and got good value for the money spent. If the opportunity presents itself, I will be back. Happy mongering
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