I went there a couple of...

I went there a couple of weeks back on a Wednesday, so the place wasn't all that crowded, maybe 3 guys per dancer. There was, however, a bachelor party in progress, and it seemed that they got first crack at any dancer they wanted. While that's great if you're having your party, it kind of sucks for the rest of us.

The dancers were mostly 7 to 9's, and they seemed to be pretty hungry. I couldn't sit more than five minutes without getting an offer for a lap dance, but since I was pacing myself I had to refuse most of them politely. Most of the dancers took the simple "no thanks" and moved on, but a couple were annoyingly persistent.

The dancers will want to lead you over to a couch area for the dance. If there's space (less likely on weekends), definitely take them up on the offer. It's much more comfortable than at your table. It's also a bit more secluded, and I noticed a lot more touching in the couch area than out at the tables. It's been a few years since I was getting lap dances in Austin, and the touching rules seem to have changed, at least at this club. I saw quite a bit of ass-handling, back-touching, and even some light breast-touching. YMMV, and I even ran into different levels of invitation vs. resistance with the three dancers I had. In all, I was somewhat surprised and asked one of the dancers afterwards, "Just what are the rules these days? You know, the touching rules?" She looked at me dumbfounded. "What do you mean 'rules'? There are no rules."