This club has really changed.

Hey Guys --

I stopped in at Paradise last Saturday. This club has really gone downhill ! It used to be one of my favorite places to visit. As far as ratings, it used to be nationally known, because of its TUSCL ranking. Look at the rating now. It has a rating (7.4) which is equal to the Outhouse!! That is unbelievable. I don't know the reason why this club has slid downhill into the toilet. Maybe it was a change in management.

Anyway, during my visit, I saw a lot of very (shall we say) "less than attractive" girls. Saw one cute girl. I would give her a 6.5 or 7. When the strippers went onstage for their two-song set, they were not sexy or entertaining. They were actually kinda boring. And nobody took their panties off. Why is this so hard for strippers to comprehend? When guys go to a nude club, they expect to see some nudity. And if they like what they see on stage, then they are much more likely to tip. This ain't rocket science. C'mon girls, take your clothes off. It's your job to entertain the customers!! And for pete's sake, drop a few pounds of lard from your ass. Fat strippers are not as sexy as shapely strippers.