Kind of Boring

I know, I know it was Monday. What did I expect.

I got there around 10. The first dancer was a pretty little black girl on her first night. She was an 8. The rest of the girls ranged from 5s to 7s. I got a dance with her and she was just fun and cute. We compared tattoos and chatted while she put on a very nice dance. The only other girl I would call hot was tied up all night with some dude who must have won the lottery. I saw him go back to get dances four or five times. A girl named Layla came and sat with me. Never asked for a dance and kept yawning while I was talking to her. Waste of time. So I waited for the other black girl to come around (I love black girls). While I was waiting, I guess a couple of girls bailed out because the stage went empty for three or four songs. When my girl came over, the first thing I noticed was that she was utterly wasted. She was putting on a fake valley girl accent and I couldn't understand a damn thing she was saying. She asked if I wanted a timed dance and I asked her what goes on there. She said more touching. I've never tried it so I grabbed a 15 minute dance. She let me touch her everywhere but the kitty. She recited the menu of special events like it was McDonald's. Again, I couldn't understand half of what she said. They have private rooms for 30 minutes or one hour. There is also a hot tub. I asked her about extras and got some garbled answer. After asking her two or three times, I worked out that the private rooms leave the girls more latitude. She said in the hot tub, there are no rules. The bottom line was that I would probably get some half-assed HJ and not much more. At the prices you'll see below, you can understand why I passed.

I was in this club the night they opened the doors as The Gold Club. It was the best club in Greensboro at the time. This was the first time I've been there since it became Mirage. It's still a nice club, but nothing like it used to be.