Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St Miami, FL 33147

Nice decor but was dead when I went

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leekenny
Sep 3, 2018, 6:30 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I was picking up a friend from the hospital and he wasn't going to be discharged for another a hour or two, so decided to walk around to check the neighbor and stumbled on this club. As the previous reviewer had indicated, this club is located in a middle of an area where there were a lot of nice restaurants and when you walk in/out of the club, you can see some of the restaurant patrons next door looking at you, which isn't the best feeling. I had to circle the club three times before deciding to go in, since I still had an hour to kill before I go up my friend from the hospital. It was a good thing that I left my car near the Hospital as there really isn't a parking lot to park your car, as they have someone that can park your car in the valet or you've to pay the street meter.

Since it was an early Saturday afternoon, I had expected to see a few customers in there but to my surprised there were only one other customer in the club when I went in. The interior of the club wasn't too big but was too small either, as I thought they did a good job laying out the club, with the main stage in the center and two bars on the outside with plenty of seating close to the stage. There were only 5-8 dancers working at the time, with all being Cubans except one white (or at least I thought she was as she came over after her dance and chatted with me in English). Most of the dancers I would rate from 6-7 and there was one that I would put at 8. As with the other Miami clubs, each dancer would do their dances and then do the $1 parade with the customers, except in this case, they would only be able to collect $2 as it was just me and the other customer. After 15 mins, the DJ didn't have any more dancers do their dance set, as he realized that it was senseless to have the dancers get on stage with just 2 customers. I asked the first dancer that approach why it was so dead here and she said it was very unusal to have so little customer on a Saturday afternoon. After 1/2 hour, I decided to just call it a day. However, I really like their layout of the club and would come again to see how it is at night. The only negative in my opinion, is that you've to enter the club with restaurant patrons seeing you go in and out of the club, as well as with the parking situation.

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Nice decor but was dead when I went