Fine as fuck, but they don't get naked AT ALL

After being disappointed with Gold Club, I contemplated going to Delilahs or Cheerleaders but then I got a tip from a Lyfe driver. Glad I got the tip. I'm not necessarily looking for the club that has the "MOST MILEAGE" but I put priortity in seeing some good looking girls. I prefer black, but if they have some hot white women, latin or other, I can go for that.

When I pulled up to Vanity Grand, I noticed right away how nice the club looked on the outside, however, what a crummy area it was in (South Philly). It's down the street from this other club called Purple Orchids, which I heard was pretty ghetto. As a result, when you pull up, 3 to 4 Philadelphia police squad cars are in the lot while another one is across the street. In addition to that, there is a team of swolle up security duds in black. Unlike the Gold Club, you going to get a good "pat down" before you enter this club.

After my molestation, I was greeted with a $50 cover charge. Now most people would of been, fuck that, but I didn't blink twice and thought to myself "wont' be back in Philly no time soon, so what the hell? As soon as I walked in, I was shocked to see how many bad bitches were walking around this place. It was some girls with huge tits, fake and real, some with nice real asses, some with shots, the Instagram (IG) ho look I like. THERE WERE NO PREGNANT POUCHES here. Girls had on the best looking strip club outfits with the sexiest shoes.