Good mileage but you're riding a Ford Pinto

So I read the reviews and understood what I was in for - a wild time with weathered women. Well, the King's Inn didn't disappoint.

Walked in and kind of laughed at the dance area near the bar (looked like it was set up to bring hogs to a holding pen with the high railings, didn't look like a stage). After talking to a few dancers to try and feel out the action, found one girl (probably the best looking of the bunch, and that was a stretch), and we hit it off in the lap dance area so well it warranted a trip to the VIP area past the bar in the back.

Proceeded to the VIP, went the extra mile, couldn't wait for it to end. If up in the area I mean it's fine......I'd go back at night next time and see if the talent pool raises its average from below 5 to above 5, other than that it's slim pickings in the area but the place fits. By the way the beers were good and cold!!!!