Great Enlightenment at Curves

This is a summary of four different visits there over the first weekend in August. I normally hate reading these combo-reviews, but hope this will be helpful in total.

The story begins on a Friday night - the parking lot was jam packed, and so were all the tables and barstools. I had texted a Latina dancer on my way in, and luckily she was working. After spending 10 minutes getting my first drink, I found my friend, and after a few pleasantries, we headed off to the near-empty Champagne room, and much to my surprise, on a very busy Friday night, I was enlightened!

Not 15 minutes later, another lovely familiar AA face came by and was unmistakenly attentive. I stalled for another 15 or 20 minutes, not being as young as I used to be, then we explored the new VIP area at the East End of the club. Found a quiet corner back there, and enlightenment was again attained.

Blinded by all this enlightning, I called it quits and left for the night. I could hardly believe such an experience was possible on a very busy Friday night.

Saturday, I returned, and it was beyond dead. There were 3 7’s, and 7 3’s. Ok, they were really 5-6’s. Enjoyed some flirting with the 7’s (really / they were 8’s, but that’s the adjusted score since I knew the ‘limitations’....) and split. Came back later in the afternoon, and one of my white af ATFs was working. Two hours, and four shots later (drank 3 and gave another), I left even more enlightened. Again, the Champagne room was empty and entirely adequate.