The Parrot

Stop number 2 (of 2) on my Morgantown strip club tour. I have driven by this place a millions times when in town but this was my first visit, with 3 of my friends. We arrived late, not long before closing time, and were greeted by a friendly doorman with a $10 each cover. We all got an awkward lecture by him about no cell phone cameras and how we are not allowed to touch the dancers, I understand the point of making that but it was a definite buzz kill, especially since 3 of us left our phones inside the car.

We went to a small bar behind the entrance and met a nice and friendly female bartender. Just like H2O, a very lackluster alcohol selection but at least they had a much better beer selection but nothing too crafty (bummer). We started a tab and sat at a table. We were only 4 of about 10 customers at that point in the night, and there were 2 couples there. Place was much cleaner than I expected but it's just a weird layout since it used to be a restaurant.

We saw 3 dancers on stage and 2 were actually quite attractive but had no stage moves what-so-ever. I wanted to get a lapdance from one of them but since her stage presence was that of a dead fish I figured her lapdances would be the same. While we were chatting "Sinful" plopped down at our table, a MILFy blonde dancer. Great body, decent face, she was friendly enough so I bought 2 lapdances ($20 each dance) for one of my friends. Sinful took him to the bar and she handed the money to the bartender and headed up to the 2nd floor. A few minutes later they came back down and he returned the favor for me and I headed upstairs with her since there were no other dancers around. They let my buddy put the lapdances on his bar tab (with no surchrage) that he paid with his credit card. Sinful seemed elated that she had just sold 4 lapdances (kinda sad in retrospect). I was told to keep my hands on the arms of the couch and she did give a good full contact lapdance, but never removed her top (even though I got boobs constantly shoved in my face) and no kitty flashes. Traveling so much around the country I knew this was going to be a pretty pathetic experience but at least the dancer put some effort in while I guess respecting the club rules.