Summer Blahs

I get to Myrtle every 2-3 months and generally visit both Masters and Thee Dollhouse, so I like to alternate which club I review. As expected mid-week in August, both clubs were pretty dead Tuesday-Thursday. Some girls would constantly be on you, hoping that you were the one who could make their night worthwhile. Other girls sat in the corner chatting amongst themselves hoping things would eventually pick up. But enough of that, this review is about Friday when the club actually felt alive.

I arrived and the parking lot was fairly vacant, leading me to suspect that the club would be dead. I used my golf scorecard to bypass the cover charge, and then to my surprise the club was actually fairly full. More people must be cabbing or Ubering it these days. I sat at the bar and got my normal mixed drink, $9 per, which is about what I expect. Decent pour, so I was happy.

Eventually a decent-looking blonde approached and we connected a bit. I always like to test drive before I purchase, so we did a few dances in the front room at 30 per. Junior got excited enough that we decided to follow up in the VIP. 3 bills for the half hour and 50 for the bouncer to keep himself occupied. Junior was satisfied with the service. If there’s a sticky spot on the carpet, blame Junior, not me. Will be back in a few months.